best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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