we're blogging at a bar
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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