You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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