btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
