I molested 6 butterflies tonight
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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