Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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