Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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