I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
they need to just BURY HIM!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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