i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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