did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
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