The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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