I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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