Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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