the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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