never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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