ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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