so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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