they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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