Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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