Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I think a kid would responsible me up
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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