Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
