how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
