It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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