As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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