My Higher Power is John Stamos
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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