i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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