Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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