I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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