I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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