look no pants
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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