Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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