What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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