doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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