I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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