I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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