porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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