I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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