actually, I'm a sock model
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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