ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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