She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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