Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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