Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
