Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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