i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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