About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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