what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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