the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
