How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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