This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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