ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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