VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
