the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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