: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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