I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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